Tu Humsafar Tu Humkadam Tu Humnawah Mera !!!

540th BLOG POST -->>

             Friends, this post has been removed because it has been used on some other medium which is copyrighted. Very soon, I will let you all know where it has been used so that you can read the reloaded version of it. :-)

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  ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU

Happy Hawas Day !!!

            539th BLOG POST -->>

       So finally Valentine's day is here. None of us know the origin of this day but we have got a good excuse to get our girlfriend laid on the bed and make the pussy scream MEOW. Every Indian talks about the culture but the days like Valentine's Day are kept under a quota where no one will bring culture into the scene. The day is officially meant for fucking and kissing. Girlfriends know that the boyfriends have called them and what is going to happen next. But then, do they stop? No. Because its Valentine's day and the day is meant to fuck and get fucked. The people in my Social Networking environment named the day differently. Some called it a Hawas day while some called it Tharki Day while some called it I-Pill day. I would just call it the day when boys use their girlfriend as nicely as they can and they feel that they got all the money refunded which they spent on them for the whole year. Even if the girl leaves them the very next day, they can say, I fucked you on Valentine's and it was a Million Dollar Fuck baby. :-) At least, this is what boy has to say after the girl kicks on his butt and go.


          There used to be a time when boys were known to use a girl's body on the name of love and then leave them. Today, it is different. It is a Give-and-take deal. But this rule is unsaid. If you'll discuss this, you are hurting a girl's sentiments. This should go without any signed agreement or document or any thing promised between witnesses. A boy will keep spending everything on girl. He will pay for her movie tickets, burgers, Water Kingdom entry fees, Goa's traveling charge, sandals, birthday cakes, hotel bills, mobile recharges and almost every basic expenditure. In return, girl will let him kiss her self, play with her hairs, uncloth herself and in the end, fuck herself. This is an unsaid agreement between Boyfriends and Girlfriends today. I am just shocked to see that I have no female friends of mine who are less than 25 and are not yet committed to someone. Everyone of them have experienced what so-called relationship is. There are still some boys who are yet to hold a hand of their choice. :-) 


           If you still doubt that Valentine day is not meant for sex, go to a medical shop and ask him the amount of condoms supplied to him by the distributor and the amount of demand boys have for the condoms in the first 15 days of February. Your ears will leave your skull and fall down. :-) And if Valentine's Day has nothing related to Sex, why is Children's Day scheduled on 14th November, exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day? I will make it pretty sure that my wife don't get naughty on Valentine's Day or else my children will become a laughing material in their circle. :-) I and my wife would be teased by their friends for being horny on Valentine's Day. :-) When I saw a movie called VIVAAH, I was so much impressed with the work of Rajshri productions that I thought the environment of film-making would change after this movie. But alas, nothing changed. Emraan Hashmi kept rocking. This movie was released in 2006. Then, Jannat came in 2008. That movie was also focused towards love than sex/lust in spite of having Emraan guruji in it. But, nothing changed and movies are still made in the passion of showing the power of sex and smooch. Now, Ek Deewana Tha is about to release and I expect it to bring back the innocence. Let's see if Pratik has loved Amy Jackson in it or rocked the bed with her. 


            It's Valentine's day. Good for the people who are committed and have a partner to celebrate it. But the one who have been single throughout the life will feel themselves more stupid today. And the one like me who are being fooled by a girl in past will keep haunting in the memories and may feel depressed at times. So, for committed people, its FUCKING DAY, for yet-to-be-committed-people, its EXPECTATION DAY, for the people who have broken off, for them it is MEMORY DAY. The same day plays different part for different people. I just don't understand why do people celebrate such days when they know that they are doing the same thing every day. Some may propose their favorite person and ask them to be their valentine, for these people, I have respect as they have guts. :-) But others those are committed from years, talk everyday on cellphones, meet every week and fuck every month, why do they celebrate this day and make others feel unwanted in this world? I seriously feel like supporting Shivsena on such days. :-) When these people do those private jobs in public places and make others feel ashamed of their Singleness, I like the dandas of Shivsena entering their ass in front of National television. :-) One was beaten even when he was sitting with his sister in a park. Hahaha. Bechara.


            Fine. A Very Happy Valentine's Day, Expectation Day and Memory Day to all the people falling in different categories. The one who falls in Valentine's Day group can also be wished Hawas Day as they are going to end all the Hawas they have in them and experience pre-marital sex. A very Happy Profit Day to all the pharmaceutics and hoteliers. A very Depressing Day to all the parents of this world whose children are going to do what they did for giving them birth. :-) But you could have avoided them by using condoms which they are going to use. They are much smarter than you, parents. :-) And, I don't know whether all of you have heard it or not but Asaram Bapu has asked to celebrate Parents Worshiping Day today by worshiping our parents. So, the followers of Asaram Bapu, Happy Mata-Pita Poojan day to you. And the people who acted over-smart and married either yesterday or today, Happy Suhagraat to you. :-) And, finally, the people who are reading this blog, a Happy Nonsense Day to you all. :-) This is what this post contained. :-) Jinke zindagi mein pyaar na ho wo kya jaaney ki Valentine's pe kya likhtey hain log. :-)


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P.S.: When you were reading this blog, 20 girls lost their virginity somewhere in India. ARB's Stats. :-)


 ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU

Doesn't Your Underwear Have Holes?

            538th BLOG POST -->>

       Today, I was tweeting on Valentine's day and Kiss Day. I was trying to speak something which is true but people don't speak it out because it sounds vulgar. I have no problem in speaking such things on public platform or giving a speech on such thing in front of everyone on the stage. What according to me is truth and correct is as ordinary to me as anything else. Let it be as vulgar as it may seem to be or let it make people judgmental about me. Many people enjoy my tweets because they feel I talk what they think about but can't express because of shyness. But some of them, even if they like it, says that I am irritating and annoying them by incessant and continuous vulgarity in my tweets. If I am vulgar, then what are you? Even your birth took place when your parents did something which is vulgar according to you. Ok? Your father didn't pushed it inside when the ejaculation was just about to take place. He did everything about what I talk in my tweets. If you feel it is right, follow me with pride, if you feel it is not, unfollow or block me without giving a second thought. I am not from those Twitter users who are going to abuse you for hurting my Ego. Ego is something which I threw away in fire long back. 


            Some people continuously provoke me by saying that there is something called Decency and you are exploiting it through your tweets. They say that if you would have been someone ordinary, it would have been fine, but you run a most-followed-and-read blog so some people see you as an inspiration, so you are disappointing them. If someone really sees someone as an Inspiration, he never judges him by his talks or accent or behaviour. An inspiration or a liking is made after analyzing the person for days and months. It's not that a person writes a blog or posts a tweet and people start seeing them as their inspiration. Amitabh Bachchan didn't achieved anything after his first hit. Neither did any other actor, performer or speaker. The respect is gained after continuous performance. And then someone is seen as a Role model or anything. I don't know why am I targeted for speaking raw. If you kiss and rub your girlfriend at public places, its cool. But if I write the same thing on Twitter, I am letting myself down in your eyes. Fuck your eyes then. Ok?


           If you say that I don't maintain standards and I am disappointing you. Let me tell you that, if 6 lakh words of my blog doesn't define my standard then those 45000 tweets on Twitter can never define me. When I see someone as a Respected person, I don't judge him by the number of abuses he throws on someone or the number of girlfriend he changes. Because I see him as a respectful person because of some factors which I saw in his personality and way of conduct. 


           We love Sachin Tendulkar for his consistent performance in batting(leave this gap between 99th century and the upcoming 100th :-)) but do you know that he described his profession of an actor to save his income tax. So, did you lost respect for him? He lied, right?


           Amitabh Bachchan is the most-followed Indian on Twitter with 2 million followers. But, when he started his career, he thrashed a media person because of which media boycotted him for next 18 years. So, did you lost your respect for him? He promoted violence, right?


           Hrithik Roshan is loved for his versatility as an actor but I saw a video of his where he uttered "Motherf*cker". So, should I boycott his movies? He abused, right?


           People just target you by seeing some uncertain activities of yours. Just because I posted some 50 tweets today which had some indecent substance in it, people started saying that I may lose readers and followers. But what happened about the 538 posts which I have posted with lots of compassion and effort and yes-Decency? You are the same people who made The Dirty Picture block buster by letting it earn 80 crores. Wasn't that movie indecent? You have made Emraan Hashmi a permanent actor in Bollywood, aren't the scenes in his movie indecent? Katrina Kaif is your dream, she lip locked with Hrithik in ZNMD, so is she indecent? Sanjay Dutt feeds many poor children in 30 days of Ramzaan in evening time which is called Iftari by Muslims but he abuses Media whenever they try to come little closer to him, is he indecent? So, first decide who is decent and who is indecent and how to measure this. Then, come and judge me. I am not going to change because of some people who have no work themselves but they are here to tell me how to display myself on Social networking sites. 


           What is Social Networking site? Is it a place to show your fake face? Is it a place to talk only the good thing and hide the bad thing about you? Is it a place which will help people decide what kind of person one is? Is it a place where a person will lose all the respect he gained in his life? Why should I limit my self when I log in to Internet and surf my Facebook and Twitter account? I will talk what I think and what people themselves think. If the world would not have wanted Sex and Vulgarity, all the movies would not have had those smooch scenes and bed scenes. This is what you demand and this is why they show. When Priyanka Chopra says it to SRK in an award function that "pichkari mein dum hona chahiye", you laugh as she has surpassed the level of Raju Srivastava. But, when the same thing is spoken by a common person like me, you point fingers on me that I am exploiting decency on Social sites. Bhakk. Some said that you have 800 Followers on Twitter, 400 on Facebook, Lakhs of readers on Blog, many may boycott your blog because of these substance you post on Social sites. Who cares? Tell me. Who cares? When I am sad, does these Twitter people come to wipe my tears? When I need someone, does this Twitter people come to accompany me? The day I'll delete Twitter a/c, 800 will forget me. The day I'll delete Facebook, 400 will forget me. The day I'll delete Blog, lakhs of people will forget me. But the one who will always remember me even after my death are those 8-10 people in my life who don't judge me by what I write on Social sites or what I speak when I'm in anger or what I watch on my laptop when I am alone in house. So, until and unless, I have those 8-10 people with me, who cares about what people think about me on Social sites? And if this is how your respect shuffles, I just don't need your respect, my friend. Keep it for your parents. I have respect of those readers/followers/friends who never judge me on the basis of my performance on Social Networking sites. 


    Enough Anger.


    Sorry.


    Thanks to those who follow me on Internet without judging me.


 ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU